What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 13:09

-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love